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reblog for healthy polyamory ignore for unnecessary heterosexual love triangles
Fans asking the real questions
Sorry but I saw this and thought if these were female actresses and male fans were asking “How deep can you take it” or “what’s your bra size” there would be a feminist uproar.
This could still class as sexual harassment, right?
what the fuck what the fuuccckk this is fucked up this is FUCKED UP dont act like this to anyone dont act like this to a porn star or an actor or someone on facebook what the fuck is wrong with you why did you post this like its a funny joke look how uncomfortable they look
Stop whatever you’re doing and listen up, because your inner child is about to break out into the fiercest tap routine you’ve ever seen. Why? Because we’re finally getting a sequel to “Hocus Pocus,” the INCREDIBLY underrated Disney movie that probably defined your childhood and changed your life. I mean, the first Halloween costume I…
AHHHHHHHHH! can we just!
All I ever wanted was to travel off in exotic places and meet new exciting people and then kill them, so I became a mercenary. My name is Wade Wilson. And I love what I do.
Kili looks utterly terrified and nervous like “Oh god, will he like me? Will there be food? Are we late? are we too early? Will I be as majestic as Thorin?”
And Fili is all “i came here to fuck bitches.”
New Sour Watermelon Sharks from Trolli.
This guy wants to be mad but can’t
Does anyone else think angels might be jealous of all the attention demons are getting from tumblr?
i hope this woman lives forever
so demon boyfriends are really in style this year and i couldn’t be more ok with it
|| HARTEUS’ 4000 FOLLOWER PRINT GIVEAWAY
i’ve finally reached the beautiful number of 4000, 4000 of you amazing human beings! i never would have imagined i’d get this far, and to celebrate i’m holding yet another giveaway. though this time it’s a bit different. i will select three winners, generated randomly and send all of them the four prints featured above. the first winner will also recieve a full painting comission in the same style as featured in the prints.
- must be following me.
- likes and reblogs count, you may reblog multiple times but i’m not sure if multiple reblogs show in the notes?
- you gotta have your askbox open in case you win, and answer my message within three days.
- you have to be comfortable with giving me your adress since i’ll send physical copies to you. (i’ll ship worldwide!)
- ENDS THE 22nd of AUGUST
|| ABOUT THE PRINTS
i have not printed them out yet, but i will make sure to have them in the highest quality possible, all of them about the size of an A4. i’ll probably post more updates about this during the giveaway. i suspect they will be of a thicker, matted paper type and not a shiny one. i will secure the packages the best i can before sending them, but i won’t be responsible if they would somehow get damaged during the shipping.
i’ll send them out as soon as i’ve got everyone’s adress, which shouldn’t be long after the ending of the giveaway. the first winner will also recieve a full painting comission, but that picture will only be sent through e-mail.
if you got any questions don’t hesitate to send me an ask! GOOD LUCK!
three days away :——)))))
gonna end this at midnight my time, so hurry up you guys!
ONE HOUR LEFT AAHH
Meeting people on tumblr
- into the same shit as you
- kind and understanding
- good company
- easy to talk to
- LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE OR ON JUPITER